Craving Fiction?

Hello, everyone! As you all know, today is St. Patrick's day! alien

And guess what? We here at FictionCraving have a challenge for you!! Head on down to the Original Fiction/ Satire, Humor & Parody section and post a short story that includes one or more of the following:
1) Green beer
2) clovers
3) leprechauns
4) green markers
5) Ireland in general
6) little green men (that aren't leprechauns)
7) non-Irish people in green

Our contest continues until April 1st, and whoever writes the funniest St. Patty's story (entries will be judged by myself, our Admin, and Mandy) is the winner! I wish we could give out prizes, but I don't know what you'd want that I can give over the net.

Stories should be labled with 'St. Patrick's Day Story' or something in the title (so we know where your entries are!) Any rating is allowed, and while I don't wish to put a length limit on these, please bear in mind that these are SHORT stories... meaning just one chapter. I can't think of anything else to say, so good luck! Results will be back in April!! alien